Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

    Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 245903 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

    Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Farms Harvested: 231
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

    CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪
    Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

    PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!
    Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

    Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Carb Coma

    Crafty Carb Coma
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

    Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

    But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

    So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

    YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

    MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

    Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

    NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

    Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

    Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!
    Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 83 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

    Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

    But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

    And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

    Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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