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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2448 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!