Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2849

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	264
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ores Mined:	5857	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Farms Harvested:	974
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Votes:	552	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	5975
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	939

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7420	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	512	Ores Mined:	9371
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Emeralds Found:	504	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’