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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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