Pixelated Pleasure: Minecraft SMP Edition

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, b.., Block Merging, c#, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, d.., DEGenrated Art, E!, Easy Diffusion, Edition, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, G.., guides, h.., Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Operation C.U.N.N.Y., Other links, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Trash, VG, VT, Wiki, Y$

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Potions Brewed:	105
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off.

Why should you join? Well, we have a secret underground controlnet that only the bravest of players can navigate. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure at the end guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. Will you be the one to claim it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with ComfyUI, a node-based system that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. And don’t forget about our exclusive Block Merging feature, where you can combine blocks to create the most outrageous structures imaginable.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our collection of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content. From majestic ponies to celebrity look-alikes, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Animals Bred:	165	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7181	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3300
Dragon Eggs Found:	726	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	7273	Dimension Hops:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	112
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	8785

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!