Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3451
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Potions Brewed:	152
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4548
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	138
Dragon Eggs Found:	7822	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8585

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	2942
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1577
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
New Chunks Explored:	979568	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Armor Forged:	18

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	New Chunks Explored:	526817
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	849234
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Animals Bred:	101
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1511	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	116
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.