Pixelated Phoneless Life | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember the dark ages before smart phones? When we had to actually talk to people face to face and couldn’t just swipe left to ignore them? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to transport you back to those simpler times! No more distractions from endless notifications and social media drama, just good old-fashioned block building and creeper explosions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tattooed Sisters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like your tattoos are just not as cool as your friends’? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and get matching tattoos with your friends in-game to lower their value and boost your own ego! Who needs real tattoos when you can have virtual ones that actually make you feel better about yourself? Join now and start asserting your dominance through ink!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
New Chunks Explored:	805060	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TimeTravlinTom Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience time travel in a whole new way? Then come join our wacky SMP where you can witness your most epic Minecraft moments over and over again!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, your heart racing as you try to outsmart your opponents. Just when you think all hope is lost, you activate your time travel powers and go back to that moment, ready to kick some butt all over again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Crystal, rumored to grant players the ability to turn back time whenever they want. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time traveler in Minecraft history?

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old reality when you can relive your favorite moments in blocky, pixelated glory? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyClicksMC

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Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!

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so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TV Sewage Breaks Server

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Quantum Quark Quest

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so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2986	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

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A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Gantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.