New Minecraft Servers

Pixelated Pervs & Pranks

Pixelated Pervs & Pranks

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come rushing towards you, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and dancing the Macarena. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant ender dragon swoops in and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. Rumor has it his signature dish is creeper casserole – explosive flavor guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

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  • ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

    ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

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  • PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

    PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

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    “LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

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  • Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

    Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

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    Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

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  • Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

    Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

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  • CraftyMomXmasGift

    CraftyMomXmasGift

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

    We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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