ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2057	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3444
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

jiksiworld.aternos.me:30577

Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	1953	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

CraftyCreeperStampede

accident, CASUALTIES, Chaos, CraftyCreeperStampede, crowd control, crowd management, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, India, investigation, mass casualties, New Delhi, overcrowding, Panic, Public Safety, Railway, STAMPEDE, Tragedy, train station, Transportation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only stampede you’ll see is a bunch of chickens running wild because someone accidentally left the gate open. forget about real life tragedies, on our server you’ll be too busy laughing at the chaos we’ve created. we’ve got so many crazy events like pig races, where the pigs wear tiny little helmets and zoom around the track. and don’t even get me started on our underwater dance parties with the squids. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. so hop on over and join us for a wild ride!

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