Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! You’ll be able to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build houses out of enchanted golden apples, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests in search of players to challenge to a game of hide-and-seek.

So if you want to experience a Minecraft world like no other, full of surprises and absurdity at every turn, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • Pocket Fat Heart Attack

    Pocket Fat Heart Attack
    come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.

    we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.

    imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.

    so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Craftocracy

    Craftocracy

    Minecraft Server Overview

    NameMinecraft’s Most Democratic Server
    DescriptionMembers take roleplay lightly and focus on server democracy, including legislative voting on proposals
    Special Event2nd Presidential Election
    LinksVideo 1, Video 2, Discord Server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How often do you have server legislature meetings?

    Server legislature meetings are held periodically to vote on proposals submitted by members. The frequency may vary depending on the volume of proposals.

    2. What type of proposals can be submitted for voting?

    Proposals can range from enacting new laws within the server to adding new mods to the server’s modpack. Members have the freedom to suggest various ideas for consideration.

    3. How can I participate in the Presidential Election?

    To participate in the Presidential Election or any server events, make sure to join the Discord server provided. Details and updates will be shared there.

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  • CraftyBridesmaid Minecraft Server

    CraftyBridesmaid Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy alliances, and more betrayal than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like no other, with players who are more unpredictable than a creeper in a minefield. You’ll never know who to trust, who to befriend, or who to watch out for. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to tame a wild ocelot.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who destroys everything in their path? The choice is yours on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. It’s a jungle out there, but with the right skills and a bit of luck, you might just survive the madness.

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  • FireBlock Bday Snub

    FireBlock Bday Snub
    Are you tired of friends who expect birthday gifts even when you’re busy fleeing from wildfires and dealing with bad air quality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to guilt trip you for not sending gifts, because we understand that life can get crazy sometimes. Join us for a stress-free, gift-free gaming experience where the only thing burning is our passion for Minecraft!

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  • CraftyCynicalExploits

    CraftyCynicalExploits
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers outta their butts! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

    So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!

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