Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	3273	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4113	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Emeralds Found:	354	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	6511	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Votes:	2169	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	986
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	9565
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	595556	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ores Mined:	8813

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	20691
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3634
Votes:	2463	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6969	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Potions Brewed:	110	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7327
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Crops Grown:	1734
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	9170
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0