Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

AVOID, Birth, birth control stare, Choice, Contraception, control, empowerment, Femanons, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamous, infertile, judgment, man hating, mishaps, PALS, pixelated, reproductive rights, sexual autonomy, slut, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigmatization, Women’s Health, zoomettes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	198

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Votes:	4783	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	177	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8753
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Votes:	3562
Players Killed by Monsters:	6132	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ores Mined:	5306	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	127	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!