Pixelated Pals: Where even the creepers have better relationships than that guy’s wife

acceptance, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compassion, CREEPERS, devotion, disability, family, guys, love, loyalty, Marriage, PALS, patience, pixelated, relationships, retarded wife, Settling, special needs, Spouse, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why settle for a boring virtual world when you can have a pic related retarded wife to keep you entertained? Join our server for the chance to experience the wackiest adventures and craziest antics you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2127
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6309	Star Shards Collected:	139
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	653
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4361	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!