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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7207 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
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So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!