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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7962 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 942 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!