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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 980 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2513 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
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So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!