Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	6093
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	3165

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	126	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7250
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	911	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ores Mined:	5896	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	67
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.