Pixelated Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6437	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Runes Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	101	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Towns Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	216
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	78

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crops Grown:	2667
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	7130	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2530	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

Automotive Industry, CraftyNorway96, Drools, electric cars, electric vehicle sales, electric vehicle trends, electric vehicles, ev, EV adoption, EV market share, January, market share, norway, Norway automotive market., Norway market, rules, sustainable mobility, sustainable transportation, tesla, Tesla sales, Toyota, Toyota electric vehicles

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

Players:	91/600	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Potions Brewed:	93	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2