Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of relationships and dive into a world of blocks and building!

Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.

Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

    Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

    Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7699 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Cardboard Chaos

    Crafty Cardboard Chaos
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

    Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition
    Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

    Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

    So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

    Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices
    Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Animals Bred: 114
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 426
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

    GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

    Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

    But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

    Creepin’Crafty Conundrums
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Towns Built: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

    Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

    Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 178 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

    Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

    Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4984 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

    ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

    Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

    KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!
    Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

    Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

    Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!
    Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

    So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

    AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4586 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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