Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

$450 per hour, Africa, arabic, CAP, Happy, hired, laborers, Leave, lols, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Move, new language, pajeets, pixelated, Prepare, Screen, screen cap, Server, top bucks, undeveloped nations, useless slaves, West, White boys, work

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Animals Bred:	97

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	1008
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	75
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Star Shards Collected:	181

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7807	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Votes:	3087	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4190	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Emeralds Found:	8640	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	895653	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!