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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1096 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 1005 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8649 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1487 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.
And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.
So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!