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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7609 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Star Shards Collected: | 122 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!