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Welcome, brave soul! Youāve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server this side of the existential crisis. If you’re not questioning your very existence yet, you’re already too deep! You will either find eternal joy or be trapped in a maze of cosmic despair! What is reality, anyway? Join us, and let’s find out if you are a human or just a figment of the universeās imagination!
| Cursed Feature | Why You NEED It! |
|---|---|
| Telepathic Creepers | They know what you’re thinking before you do. Good luck hiding your emotions! |
| Infinite Water Source of Madness | Thirst? Infinite dopamine! Just pray it doesn’t drown your thoughts! |
| Floating Enderman Debate Club | Who knew philosophical arguments could kill you? Join the debate, or donāt; but DO think about it! |
| Teleportation to Oblivion | Ever been somewhere you can’t return from? Now, you can! |
| Cursed Diamonds (they talk) | They tell you secrets of the universe, but theyāre mostly liesājust like your high school diary. |
š¤Ŗ FAQ – YOU WON’T FEEL BETTER AFTER READING š¤Ŗ
Q: How do I join? A: Just scream your username into the void three times at midnight and wait for a banana to appear. If it doesn’t, try asking a potato.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Versions are a social construct! You are merely a glitch in the matrix of cubic boxes.
Q: Are the admins sane? A: Who defines sanity? The admins might be all bats or just bags of stardust. Just roll with it.
š£ļø Random Quotes About Our Server š£ļø
- “The time jumped like a fish on land, but I still built a nice house.”
- “If cows moo in space, do they still taste like steak?”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue, the Ender Dragon is looking for you!”
- “I saw the universe blink, and then I realizedāI was still crafting.”
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