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Players: 104/200 Votes: 7148
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

New Minecraft Servers

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as innovative as a Manga AI Localization Start-Up Company? Look no further, because our server is raising the bar with our insane goal of translating 500 new Minecraft volumes PER MONTH into English! 📚💻

🚀 Join us as we fight against Minecraft piracy and increase the legally available gameplay for all demographics with our cutting-edge AI technology. Who needs real translators when you have AI, right? 🤖💥

🔥 First Magus Bride, now our Minecraft server – the future is here and it’s looking bright! So come on, hop on board and be a part of this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe one day our server will be as big as Emaqi! 😉✨

💰 Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and let’s revolutionize the Minecraft world together! 🎮🌈

(Note: This is a fictional and exaggerated description for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take it seriously.)

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3529
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Villages Defended: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5439
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3496 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 239 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 7052
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5716
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3140 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1125
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9766
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7365
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 260 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 668 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6845
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Players Killed by Monsters: 9408
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3968
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 134 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1883
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9351
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Potions Brewed: 58
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 3055
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7279
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3383
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6586
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 121
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9159
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Animals Bred: 161
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
    Towns Built: 8 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Crops Grown: 3308
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 139 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2544
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8964 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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