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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6248 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.