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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6879 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8671 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1919 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 189 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.