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EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1369	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Emeralds Found:	4648	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2512

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
New Chunks Explored:	740911	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	283	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8192	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ores Mined:	5240	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	93220

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	597
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	240
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Buildings Constructed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ores Mined:	3524	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dimension Hops:	7

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!