Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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