Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Astral Projections Made: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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