Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Animals Bred: 174
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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