Pixel Quest Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Commute, cute character designs, edge, enjoyment, Gaming, Gritty, House, lone wolf, manly, mascot platformer, Mature, Nintendo, PIXEL, Quest, Renegade, screw loose, scrimblo bimblo, simple-gameplay, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, super duper mature, tough games, video game, Viva Pinata, whimsical music

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of all those hardcore, serious Minecraft servers out there, then come join our server for some wacky, zany fun! We’re all about those “scrimblo bimblo games” just like Nintendo fans love. We’ve got cute character designs, simple gameplay, and whimsical music galore! But don’t worry, we also throw in some Viva Pinata for that mature, gritty edge. We’re on the brink of insanity, and we want you to join us in this wild ride. So come on over and let’s play some Sonic the Hedgehog 2 together, because why not? Let’s build a house together, a house of pure madness and fun!

GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, apple pay, Boyfriend, boyfriend troubles, chilis, Communication, Emporium, flower, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Gesture, gift, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, payment, Random act of kindness, relationship, Server, Valentines

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockyBanterHR

assertive communication, BlockyBanterHR, corporate office, culture of disrespect, data analysis, emotional intelligence, gender bias, gender equality, gender stereotypes, HR complaint, patronizing comments, process improvement, professional development, professional presentation, subtle undermining, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace discrimination, workplace dynamics, workplace respect

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mines Excavated:	2302	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with patronizing colleagues in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft without anyone questioning your passion or dedication!

Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!

And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!

LeftTurnsOnly Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline, APPEAL, cars, Competition, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, left turns, LeftTurnsOnly, Minecraft, motor sports, Nascar, NASCAR culture, oval tracks, Racing, skill, smp, SPEED, Sportsmanship, strategy, Thrill, track

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is LIT AF! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take down epic bosses, and just have a blast mining and crafting all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Weak4FoodMC

comfort eating, comfort food, cravings, favorite comfort food, favorite cravings, favorite dishes, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food indulgence, food obsession, food temptation, food weakness, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure food, indulgence, irresistible dishes, irresistible food, temptation, Weak4FoodMC, Weakness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Emeralds Found:	1602
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, Conflict, CraftyDans, Defense, defense budget, defense fund, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Europe, european defense, fund, geopolitical risks, global tensions, international relations, Military, military alliances, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	312	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!

UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!

APPROVED, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic inclusion, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solutions, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, trudeau, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, world leaders

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	344

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3556

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Glacier Shrinkage Madness

Central Europe, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, environmental impact, environmental research, extreme weather, glacier, glacier retreat, glaciers, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, long term trends, madness, melting ice, MIDDLE EAST, new zealand, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the glaciers are melting faster than you can say “diamonds are forever!” We got glaciers shrinking faster than your ex’s interest in you, fam.

In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.

Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!

NitWits

#youtube, Adventure, collaboration, Community Builds, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Europe, Events, microphone, Minecraft, multiplayer, NitWits, proximity chat, QOL upgrades, SEASON 2, Seed, smp, Structures, Trailer, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Animals Bred:	140
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Nitwits Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
– Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update
– Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay.
– Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn.
– Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration.
– Microphone usage strongly encouraged.
– Custom dungeons and structures to explore.
– Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels.
– Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards.

Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.

New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb

Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here

Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above.
How can I join the server?	Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community.
Is microphone usage mandatory?	While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction.
Are there custom dungeons and structures?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, long tail tags: VShojo+, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo channels, VShojo members, VShojo Twitch, VShojo Twitter, VShojo YouTube, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all those vtubers who are like, totally associated with them. Like, Kuro is playing Skyrim LIVE and Nagi is just yapping away. It’s lit, fam. Keep it comfy, you know?

Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!