🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2830 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!