Pixel Purgatory | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockPartyFamDrama

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Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

8billionluckyblocks

8billionluckyblocks, abundance, Awareness, Blessings, chance, comparison, fortune, Global, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Humanity, LUCK, luck assessment, luck evaluation, mindfulness, perspective, Population, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, statistics, world population

Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crops Grown:	9617	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, CraftyKremlinJailbreak, criticism, Democracy, dissent, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, insult, law, Legal System, legislation, legislation proposal, Officials, Politics, prison term, protest, punishment, russia

come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9547	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Anime Son Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fandom, Boy, daydreaming, dreams, emotional connection, family, FANTASY, fictional, idealized relationship, imagination, longing, love, maternal instinct, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Son, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magic Items Found:	1478

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	7108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	344
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6