Pixel Purgatory | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Emeralds Found:	5510
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1055

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	93
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	1001	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3142
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	133

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

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Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Quantum Project Minecraft Server

Achievements, Bosses, Dungeons, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, STICKERS

Rpg Bosses Dungeons Quests Achievements Stickers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, age-restriction, Ban, Community, consent, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, Homophobia, java, Map, Minigame, Mischief, Moderator, Notso, Plugins, pranks, Property, PvP, racism, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, Slurs, stealing, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Meteorites Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Star Shards Collected:	294
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1