Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	111
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2205
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Votes:	5835	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3729	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	351

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	179931	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Votes:	7110	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5710
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Votes:	5809	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5