Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crops Grown: 3851
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Crops Grown: 5847
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Emeralds Found: 6951
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Items Found: 3884
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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