Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5823
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimension Hops:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	57
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	7028	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	9931
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.