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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	1224	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crops Grown:	2948

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8167	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Emeralds Found:	4325	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8705	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1956	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchantments Applied:	167

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crops Grown:	9831
Treasure Maps Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	86	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	901	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7