haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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