haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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