haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 1168 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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