haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Villages Defended: 11
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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