lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 2195 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Ores Mined: 3328 Epic Battles Fought: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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