lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Towns Built: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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