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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3113 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?