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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 683 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?