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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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