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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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