Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

    Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

    Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

    Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Accent Girls Minecraft Server

    Accent Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of girls with accents so mysterious, they’ll have you questioning reality. Rumor has it that these girls can hypnotize you with their overconfidence and steadfast determination. Don’t believe us? Just watch the link and see for yourself! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hypnotic adventures and unexpected surprises. Just be sure to hold onto your pickaxe, things can get a little crazy around here!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7899 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP

    Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the pretty boys out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of supermodels who got tired of strutting their stuff on the catwalk and decided to take over the gaming world instead.

    Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Enchantments Applied: 179
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨

    MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.

    About the server:

    Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!

    We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:

    /sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.

    /spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.

    /trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.

    Honesty and safety:

    Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.

    There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!

    Support and career growth:

    Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!

    Without donation and privileges:

    There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.

    Unique registration system:

    To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.

    Our principles:

    Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.

    Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.

    Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.

    Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server

    Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old action games where you just mindlessly mash buttons? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have transformed the game into a randomly generated rhythm game! That’s right, you’ll have to dance your way through mobs and obstacles to survive. It’s like Just Dance meets Minecraft, but with creepers trying to blow you up!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.

    So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 52

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

    Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

    We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

    Pixel Polls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

    With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

    Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.

    Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server

    Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server in existence! Are you brave enough to join us on our ghost wife edition? Our featured banner is none other than the Wanderer Princess Lanaville, who will guide you through the spooky adventures that await.

    Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.

    Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.

    And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.

    Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

    My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years
    Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

    Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Villages Defended: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

    Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RISeWORLD Minecraft server

    RISeWORLD Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

    Free VIP for all newbies!

    Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

    Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

    Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

    Fight, survive, explore the world!

    Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

    Late Night Socials Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

    We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

    So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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