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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8199 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6035 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?