Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	188	New Chunks Explored:	849006
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1081	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crops Grown:	6005
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1533
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6131	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2072
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	New Chunks Explored:	874763
Enchantments Applied:	173	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!