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VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Enchantments Applied:	223
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5669
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3669	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4535	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	123361
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	3562	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	1489
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5